Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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