I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
