there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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