Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
two words: eviction party
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Randomize
