there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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