You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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