Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
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Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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