I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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