If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize