How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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