I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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