Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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