Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing