can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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