She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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