Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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