She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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