Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
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oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
We need a shit load of segways right now
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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