dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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