Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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