I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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