her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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