the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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