just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Randomize
