im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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