You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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