Don't you send me to vm
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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