Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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