Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Randomize
