He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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