at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
