Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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