insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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