I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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