i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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