If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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