He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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