She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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