Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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