yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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