Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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