It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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