My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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