Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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