First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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