You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
