walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
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Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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