i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I believe in your delicious
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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