i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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