So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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