You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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