So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
My dad just said "fuck circus"
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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