ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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