What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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